Smart Car Humour

[daveayotte]

I'm a new member.This is a great site.Am getting lots of good advice and sharing my experience too.But it's all TOOOO SERIOUS.I suggest there be a new forum added called SMART HUMOUR where members can share funny stories and Smart Car jokes.and Smart Car cartoons ("Smartoons") and funny Smart Car Photos ("Smaphtos")Dave

Edited November 7, 2008 by daveayotte

[daveayotte]

Everyone know what a "Smart Car" is - one of those tiny Mercedes / Swatch collaborations with a wheel at each corner.OKHow do you improve a Smart Car?Attach lollipop sticks to the wheel spokes to make it sound as though it has a bigger engine.

[daveayotte]

Man driving down road in his big car.Woman driving up same road in her Smart...They pass each other...........The woman yells out the window, PIG!Man yells back out window, B I T C H Man rounds next curve. Crashes into a HUGE PIG in middle of road and dies.Thought for The Day: If only men would listen........

[daveayotte]

The middle of this youtube video has a great cameo appearance by a chaufeur driven Smart Car

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-7oOih6wijw...feature=related

[daveayotte]

A youtube video about someone trying to park a Smart Car

A little more precision is required ! ! !

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4cCtoPmeaHo

[daveayotte]

The Statements Car Owners are Really Making: Acura Integra - I have always wanted to own the Buick of sports cars. Acura Legend - I'm too bland for German cars. Audi 90 - I enjoy putting out engine fires. Buick Park Avenue - I am older than 34 of the 50 states. Cadillac Eldorado - I am a very good Mary Kay salesman. Chevrolet Chevette - I like seeing people's reactions when I tell them I have a 'Vette. Chevrolet Corvette - I'm in a mid-life crisis. Chevrolet El Camino - I am leading a militia to overthrow the government. Chrysler Cordoba - I dig the rich Corinthian leather. Dodge Dart - I teach third grade special education and I voted for Eisenhower. Dodge Daytona - I delivered pizza for four years to get this car. Ford Fairmont - (See Dodge Dart) Ford Mustang - I slow down to 85 in school zones. Ford Crown Victoria - I enjoy having people slow to 55mph and change lanes when I pull up behind them. Geo Storm - I will start the 11th grade in the fall. Geo Tracker - I will start the 12th grade in the fall. Honda del Sol - I have always said, half a convertible is better than no convertible at all. Honda Civic - I have just graduated and have no credit. Honda Accord - I lack any originality and am basically a lemming. Infiniti Q45 - I am a physician with 17 malpractice suits pending. Jaguar XJ6 - I am so rich I will pay 60K for a car that is in the shop 280 days per year. Sephia - I learned nothing from the failure of Daihatsu Corp. Lincoln Town Car - I live for bingo and covered dish suppers. Mercury Grand Marquis - (See above) Mercedes 500SL - I will beat you up if you ask me for an autograph. Mercedes 560SEL - I have a daughter named Bitsy and a son named Cole. Mazda Miata - I do not fear being decapitated by an eighteen wheeler. MGB - I am dating a mechanic. Mitsubishi Diamante - I don't know what it means either. Nissan 300ZX - I have yet to complete my divorce proceedings. Oldsmobile Cutlass - I just stole this car and I'm going to make a fortune off the parts. Plymouth Neon - I sincerely enjoy doing the Macarena. Porsche 911 Turbo - I wear a hairpiece. Porsche 944 - I am dating big-haired women that otherwise would be inaccessible to me. Smart for Two - Subaru Legacy - I have always wanted a Japanese car even more inferior than Isuzu. Toyota Camry - I am still in the closet. Volkswagen Beetle - I still watch Partridge Family reruns. Volkswagen Cabriolet - I am out of the closet. Volkswagen GTI - I am very intelligent, good looking, great disposition, down to earth, and hung like a yak. Volvo 740 Wagon - I am frightened of my wife.

[daveayotte]

COME ON FOLKS, YOU MUST HAVE BETTER ONES THAN I DO

[daveayotte]

"I DONN'T UNDERSTAND. I ONLY LEFT MY CAR PARKED FOR AN HOUR, AND IT'S BEEN TOTALLY VANDALIZED."

[daveayotte]

"SMART RABBIT"

[MikeT]

I don't get why the VW GTI driver is the only wonderful one in that list of OLD cars!

[daveayotte]

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[smart142]

Here's a link to an old thread of humourous things about the smart.

[daveayotte]

JP started a stream back in April 2006 that has taken on a very humourous life of it's own

It's in the "General Discussions" forum, called "Warning! Off-colour content".

Here's a link to it.

http://clubsmartcar.com/index.php?showtopic=3889&hl=

Edited November 8, 2008 by daveayotte

[daveayotte]

Thirteen contortionists stuffed into a Smatr4tWO

[daveayotte]

What happens when we run out of gas ?

This link provides a hilarious spoof.

http://blogs.nashvillescene.com/pitw/2008/...etro_bunker.php

[daveayotte]

HERE'S A SILLY MODIFICATION.

SMART CAR "TRUCK"

http://stuffgirlslike.wordpress.com/2008/0...mart-car-truck/

[daveayotte]

How about adding a Smart car gag or cartoon or joke that you've come across?

Edited November 13, 2008 by daveayotte

[Kofångar-Lasse]

How about adding a Smart car gag or cartoon or joke that you've come across?

You mean, -like this ?

http://clubsmartcar.com/index.php?showtopi...st&p=203967

Yours, CcL

(I stand corrected)

Edited November 13, 2008 by Kofångar-Lasse

[MikeT]

This thread belongs in the Chatter forum. And man are those big red letters annoying!